The eInn Murders
Are you tired of that rental house in your neighborhood with new randos each week, the parking situation, the late night parties, the garbage issues, and the housing prices? So are we. We're a loose network of vigilantes not too afraid to murder, torture, and destroy to save our communities. We post our stories here as fiction, but check the news. It's happening for real. Bookings are up and so are our numbers. Won't you join the fun?
There's hell to stay
A serial published by Kindle Vella
Dark Comedy Horror Revenge Satire
So Pipe the Young
What happens when a Type A mother miscalculates? Death.
After a violent murder at her son’s school, Annabelle Granger, wife, mother, and robotics engineer, leaves her career and uproots her suburban family for a more authentic life in rural New Mexico. Ambitious Annabelle remakes herself online as a homesteading guru. While she chases approbation on Instagram, her son Heath and his new friends invent a sinister outlet for his trauma. Life amongst the underserved families who have lived on the same land for generations challenges Annabelle’s worldview and has set her decision-making compass spinning. Are the neighborhood children independent or neglected? Are they helping Heath recover from the terrible incident at his old school or encouraging his morbid fascination with death? Is this wholesome country life or something much more sinister?
Annabelle has always made good decisions, but moving to Box Elder will not be one of them.
Published by Etheridge Press
Domestic Suspense Literary Southwestern Gothic
All he wanted was another rum punch…
Your name is Eagle Tempestro. You are an adventure-loving ex-pat cooling your jets on the sugar sand beaches of Ambergris Caye, Belize. You've received a note with a mission to return to the site of your greatest failure. What do you do?
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Published by Etheridge Press
Action Adventure Comedy Interactive
The air is running out. Her husband isn’t responding…
In the future, instead of buying yachts, wealthy retired couples buy spaceships and launch into the unknown on a one-way adventure. From Earth, it seems a romantic voyage. The reality is much harsher. Those first months, the challenge was simply to stay positive in an isolated and cramped environment. But the crises are mounting and Rosalyn wonders why she is fighting so hard to stay alive.
Because no situation is hopeless.
A 15-minute one-sitting read that will stick with you.
Published by Etheridge Press
Short Story Literature Sci-fi
Our hero, TIGHTASS, has a big meeting in fifty-two minutes, but her tights are not cooperating. Can she travel through Chicago to her meeting without her tights sliding down her legs in front of strangers and the businessmen she is trying to impress? Of course not!
WINNER of the Envie! Magazine non-fiction humor contest for the April 2020 anniversary edition!